if you were my student...

you would have met me at the café today to answer one of the following nine questions:

-what are the best Spanish classes to take at this university?

-why is it hard for students to save money?

- would you rather go out and party or stay in with a couple of friends?

-why do you think the stereotype of "the ugly american" exists?

- do you think it's important to study slang and swear-words in a foreign language class?

- do we have better communication now that most people have access to the internet?

- when and where shouldn't people use their cell phones?

- under what circumstances is it okay to go out with your best friend's ex?

-do you know a happy couple? what's their secret?

you would have paid half price for your coffee, would most likely have waited a long time, and would have expressed yourself 100% in a foreign language.

as for me, the teacher, I'm about to go piss shade-grown fair-trade mexican for about seven solid minutes.