Monday, April 23, 2007

plain jane and juana plana



So, okay, maybe it wasn't the most disturbing thing in the news last week, but I did find the folderol surrounding the supposed Jane Austen portrait troubling. In case you didn't know, what was supposedly the only portrait of Brit Lit's sweetheart was to be auctioned at Christie's last week, its price set at a modest $800.000 USD.

It would have been worth a great deal more, of course, had anyone been able to prove it is indeed a painting of Jane Austen. It has been in possession of direct-line descendants of her brother Edward until now, the Rice family. Many compelling arguments exist to suggest that the subject of the Rice portrait is not our girl: the hair isn't dark or curly enough to match descriptions and other sketches of her, the dress wouldn't have come into fashion until she was in her 30's while this is clearly a study of an adolescent, there are no proper portraits of the other Austen children and no one in her family could have or would have afforded one, and so on. It's also compared unfavorably with her niece Cassandra's miniature of her.

Okay. Maybe it isn't her. So far I'm on board. Until they interview an art scholar on NPR and he says that the girl in the portrait is simply too pretty to be Jane Austen.

Say what?!

So I decide to dig a little deeper, and I go to a blog dedicated to Jane Austen, and I read a bunch of Austenites arguing --quite rightly -- that it's unreasonable for us to demand of Jane Austen that she be remembered as beautiful, as if her litererary accomplishments were superfluous to the achievement of being physically attractive. One of them says: "The impulse is not terrible. We Janeites want to believe that Jane Austen was a pretty woman; it is the most natural instinct in the world. However, as Jane herself said, she did not write for such dull elves as have not a good imagination themselves. Can’t we accept Cassandra’s portrait, and just imagine that face lit by humor and animation and color? Are we, as Janeites, such pictures of intellectual poverty?"

My qualms with this whole thing are two: First of all, the discussion, even by supposed fanatics of Austen's writings, revolves ceaselessly around her physical characteristics and fashion sense, which I'm sure whatever's left of her is tittering about behind a pretty little skeleton hand.

Secondly, and more importantly, at what point is it intellectual poverty on our part to conclude that because of her incredible talent, she must needs have been homely? Are we still so far from fathoming that a bright, talented woman might also have turned out to be beautiful? That looks and brains aren't necessarily mutually exclusive? Mr. Art-Radio Scholar said that no one in Austen's time could have written so authoritatively about the experience of homely, rural, modest, practical and resourceful girls unless she was herself one of them. I couldn't disagree more: all it takes is a measure of empathy and imagination.

Miguel de Cervantes was neither a choleric nobleman nor a phlegmatic fatso, and his Ingenioso Hidalgo Don Quixote de la Mancha has over 400 characters, many of them splendidly drawn. His physical appearance isn't once thought to have had a bearing on his craft, other than that he couldn't have written his novel with his right hand, as it had already been chopped off. To use a more contemporary example, Federico Garcia Lorca was extraordinarily easy on the eyes but that didn't stop him from writing about alienation and the lot of homely women in La casa de Bernarda Alba.

Adrienne Rich observes in When We Dead Reawaken: Writing as Re-Vision how deeply we've bought into the notion that, in order to be an author, one must be deeply afflicted somehow, whether because of alcoholism or physical ugliness, handicap or misanthropy. So much had she herself believed this, that she felt ashamed of wanting a normal life and poetry at the same time, until she learned to see her art as growing something instead of destroying. Is it so unthinkable that Jane Austen could write good novels without being sad about being plain, or that as a pretty girl with an inquisitive mind she might have cared about the experience of others enough to inform herself and write about it?

Sor Juana Inés de la Cruz, the 17th century Mexican nun, was by all accounts an exceptionally beautiful woman. Her works still challenge readers today, but she's still called "the 10th muse" by some scholars. She wasn't a muse at all, the object of someone else's inspiration, but a poet in her own right. About her own portrait, overly flattering in her opinion, she writes:

This, that you see, this colored treachery,
which, by displaying all the charms of art,
with those false syllogisms of its hues
deceptively subverts the sense of sight;

this, in which false praise has vainly sought
to shun the horrors of the passing years,
and conquering of time the cruelty,
to overcome age and oblivion's might,

is a vain artifice cautiously wrought,
is a fragile bloom caught by the wind,
is, to ward off fate, pure uselessness;

is a foolish effort that's gone wrong,
is a weakened zeal, and, rightly seen,
is corpse, is dust, is gloom, is nothingness.

Her beauty detracts nothing from her genius, nor from her modesty, though she struggled in life to undermine it, chopping her hair, donning a habit and, at intervals, rejecting human contact. In this way, physical beauty became her affliction and a recurring theme in her literature.

The startling thing for me about this whole discussion isn't the who's-hot-and-who's-not aspect of it, but the tapestry of preconceived notions it reveals about art and womanhood and creativity. I don't really care whether Jane Austen was beautiful, but it alarms me that someone - a scholarly someone at that - argues that she couldn't have been beautiful because she wrote good books. Had Jane Austen known Sor Juana, I'm inclined to think they would have painted the town together, talking books and breaking hearts.

Wednesday, April 18, 2007

Se llama Rigoberta Menchú y así me nació la conciencia


So just when you think you can't possibly fight The Man any harder...

you meet The Woman.

Thursday, April 12, 2007

I'll rouse YOUR rabble

It's amazing to me that I haven't used this space to bitch about the union yet, considering anyone who interacts with me in person is probably sick to death of hearing me complain about it. Well, here goes.

You know, I could be an activist forever, and I probably will, for one cause or another. I could fight injustice all day long. It's not the injustice that's the problem, though; fighting iniquity is the easy part. It's the damn apathy that turns out to be the hardest thing to fight.

My own, even: there are days it's hard for me to muster the energy to make union meetings and events. Time was, my laziness or just feeling like I had better things to do could keep me home. These days my sense of accountability wins out every time, and I'm actually confused and mildly irate every time other people's sense of accountability doesn't take over and get them on the picket line for an hour, or in a meeting on a Sunday afternoon when there's not even anything good on TV.

Either they don't value health care and a living wage, or they don't see the connection between their own participation and attaining those things. That's dogmatic on my part, but there it is; I can't explain it to myself any other way.

A broader problem is that, once you become an activist, you realize that you could make a full-time job out of protesting, picketing, canvassing and boycotting on behalf of causes you believe in. Suddenly they're everywhere: take back the night, gay rights parade, keep-PCB's-out-of-the-Kalamazoo-River efforts, panel on global warming, community garden, save the arts programs in our public schools, search for a university president, peace in the Middle East... so much to fight for, so little time. And suddenly it becomes easier to understand how someone fails to show up for any of it, because how do you fight for so many changes at the same time?

How do you cope with the disappointment of not moving that mountain? Then again, how do you stop trying to move it?

A long time ago I got accused of being a nihilist. As I said at the time, anyone who thinks I'm a nihilist clearly hasn't met my dog. I'm not a nihilist, just a pessimist. Deep down, I don't really believe that my actions can change the world. I don't believe I can defeat the system or change anyone's mind about things. But here's the funny thing: I don't see that as any excuse for not trying. Because honestly, what the hell else are you going to do?

Monday, April 9, 2007

I'm an Easter Scrooge

I don't know if it's because this is the first year I've lived alone in a long time -- okay, ever -- but Easter seems to have become a real big deal since the last time I checked in. As I believe I have mentioned before in this little pocket of cyberspace, I wasn't raised in the church, so Easter was never really about the resurrection of Jesus in my house. Mostly it was about jelly beans as I recall. Some time between the empty nest and the motor home my mom and stepdad started attending church and maybe that's part of it too, along with me living by myself, but folks seemed extra-concerned about me spending this Easter Sunday alone.

It started with the neighbs and his ma, who invited me to not one, but two family Easter celebrations. After much hemming and hawing I opted for PrEaster, which occurred last weekend as the name implies. I witnessed my first-ever egg hunt and cannot recall the last time I felt so cheated. I had no idea this kind of thing had been going on all around me all the time I was a kid.

Then I was trying to talk my mom into coming down from northern Michigan and staying Saturday night with me. "What?!" she said. "I can't leave my husband alone on Easter!!! " in the tone most people would reserve for saying something along the lines of "I can't leave my husband alone in the shark cage!!!" If it hadn't been for the frantic disgust conveyed in this statement, I might have pointed out he could probably handle putting out the jelly beans on his own this year, but I thought better of it.

Then there came a veritable flurry of invitations from any number of friends cajoling me to partake in ham with them on Sunday, and here's the thing of it: I started to sense maybe they were onto something. I actually got to where I was feeling sorry for myself for being all alone on Easter, and wondering if there was something wrong with me or something. Fortunately, I ended up joining in a ham-lasagna-and board-game Easter bonanza just in the nick of time. Otherwise who knows what might have happened, I might just have ended up under a bench in the park with an empty bottle of 5 o'clock, the plastic kind so I wouldn't hurt myself, another lonely pagan crying over her Cadbury egg.

The upshot of it is that, at last imbued with the festive spirit of Easter, I felt compelled to call my family. My dad thought that was the funniest thing ever, of course, and commented on how, though he loved hearing my voice, if I had failed to call him and wish him a Happy Easter he certainly never would have noticed. Meanwhile, the neighbs declined the nomination to dress up as a huge bunny and distribute goodies to the children. So we all came through okay is I guess what I'm saying here, and participated in Easter in respectively agreeable measures.

But I still hate jelly beans.

Thursday, April 5, 2007

free-thinking and open-minded

So a friend of mine has recently started, er, seeing someone he never could have seen himself with previously. To me this seems fitting, since he's also undergoing some kind of crisis of faith and perhaps finding his true calling at the same time. Nonetheless it's startling enough when you go through it.

Thing is, she's something of an oddity, this girl he's taken a shine to, at least in our snooty academic circles. She's the cutest, gun-slingingest, Catholickest, stylishest, Republicanest awesome-person I've ever known, that's for sure, and she has an I.Q. of approximately a million jillion skillion. Hers is perhaps the first perspective I'll seek the next time anyone starts whinging about "activist liberal professors" and the unspoken but palpable prejudice conservatives experience in Academia.

I have my qualms about this. I tend to think of my country as having its whole raison d'être in activism, and I consider teaching young people critical thinking skills a sort of activism in itself. As for liberal, well, what looks like liberal on an ordinary day...and I get pretty sick of listening to conservatives blustering about all sorts of other supposedly unfair practices on the part of liberals that conservatives engage in equally, although sometimes much more subtly. In my humble estimation of course.

Although these two have given me a great deal to think about. In fact it's been irking me lately, the dogma that permeates the so-called free-thinking left. There's no reason whatever to behave as if critical thinking is the imminent domain of liberalism, and yet this is exactly what we do. Academics in particular are inclined to think they're liberal because they're more educated, and that no one who possessed a truly superior intellect could ever be a Republican. At my own most vitriolic moments I've indulged in this type of stereotyping, but deep down I know better. Which makes me a terrible communist when it comes down to it.

Note to Big Brother: I have never espoused membership to or even sympathy for the communist party. While this page is touted as an irony-free zone, I do indulge in the occasional wry comment. Please do not come to my house and revoke all my keyboards and pencils as I was only kidding about that last part.

So my friend asks himself: can I be with this person in spite of her politics? My answer, the more I think about it, is: can you NOT be with her simply because of her politics? For myself the answer might be yes. I certainly can't imagine being attracted to someone whose politics were radically different from my own. And if I found myself in my friend's situation, I'd want to be durned certain I wasn't somewhere in the recesses of my heart trying to change her, somehow hoping she'd one day see the light and become as brilliant as Liberal Me.

Which brings me to a recent observation I'm sure I'm not the first one to have had: in a post-everything world in which we industrialized adults can all (mostly) fend for ourselves, families still fulfill a powerful function: they keep us tolerant. For many of us our families are the only thing that remind us you can be a good person and still have shitty politics (whatever you consider those to be). Every day I have to reconcile myself to the fact that the people who taught me the notion that -- no, scratch that, who taught me most everything I know -- voted for the other guy, the guy that I routinely ask myself, screaming and frothing in my car, how anyone could ever have been stupid enough to vote for. Who are these people?! I bellow. And then, oh, yeah, they're the ones who bailed my stupid ass out of trouble for the first two decades of my life.

So there you have it: the truth must lie somewhere in between, as usual. Which in the case of some of us is bound to be pret-ty close to both of us, know what I'm sayin?